THIS IS WAY OUTTA CONTROL!
The bidding for the Brangelina twins' first baby pictures is currently at $15 million!!OK! and People are supposedly the only two mags in the running for the pricey opportunity to snap the world's most anticipated twinsies.They've got deep pockets! WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF THE MONEY WENT TO A CHARITY?
SOOOOOOOOO...WILLLLLL YA BUYYYYYYY ITTTT? (slow mediacted dialect!)LMAO!!
Paula Abdul is developing her own fragrance. So, good news for people who want to smell like merlot, OxyContin and desperation.
GOOD GOD AMY... I HAVE JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH! WHAT'S YOU MALFUNCTION? TAKE A BATH.. WASH YOUR HAIR..AND PUT DOWN THE CRACK-PIPE!! AMY WINEHOUSE NEEDS HELP!
GAS PRICES ARE THRU THE ROOF..GOTTA SAVE A DOLLAR ANYWAY YOU CAN..COULD YOU…..
· Shower with your dog
· Live in a tent
· "When walking through a store, keep your hands in your pockets at all times."
· Cut their own hair
· Treat pimples with garlic
· Boil-in-the-bag meals in the dishwasher
· Marry a rich old man
· Wash the dog in the shower with you
· If your microwave is broken, turn it into a litterbox
· Shower with your dog
· Live in a tent
· "When walking through a store, keep your hands in your pockets at all times."
· Cut their own hair
· Treat pimples with garlic
· Boil-in-the-bag meals in the dishwasher
· Marry a rich old man
· Wash the dog in the shower with you
· If your microwave is broken, turn it into a litterbox
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