AMERICA LOVES SEX!!
SEX AND THE CITY.. # 1 MOVIE THIS WEEKEND. Yay!! A SEQUEL IS ALREADY BEING PLANNED..!
Charlie Sheen has wed for the third time. Good, you have to wonder if a rich, famous, celebrity could ever find a woman to love him again.
JOKE OF THE DAY
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, unable to contain themselves, they took off for her house for a little “afternoon delight.” Exhausted, they fell asleep and didn’t wake up until around 8 p.m.As the man prepared to leave, he asked the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.“Where have you been?” demanded his wife.“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been together all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until 8 p.m.”The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying jerk! You’ve been playing golf!”
No comments:
Post a Comment