Good Monday to ya! Here's the SNL sketch about Tiger that's getting some heat..Watch and decide for yourself.

ong>TIGER WOODS HAS SOME NEW *ALLEGED* MISTRESSES:


THREE new women came forward over the weekend, claiming to have had a piece of TIGER WOODS' action.

--One of them is a 33-year-old restaurant manager by the name of MINDY LAWTON. She claims she had a year-long relationship with Tiger that started in May of 2006. And it was all about sex.

--She says, quote, "Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love. He really did like it quite rough.

--"He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on."

--"All he wanted me for was sex. [He was a] selfish, heartless man."

--According to Mindy, much of their fornication occurred at Tiger's own home. But there was one place in the house he would NOT erotically pound her: in the bedroom he shared with his wife, ELIN NORDEGREN. (--Is that romantic or what???)

--Next up is JAMIE JUNGERS. She's a 26-year-old . . . Oh, hell. WHO CARES what these women do for a living??? Let's drop all the pretense and just start referring to them as what they really are: STARBANGERS.


--We do know that Jamie used to model for a company called Trashy Lingerie. Jamie's former boss there said she was shocked when she heard that Jamie was ALLEGEDLY one of Tiger's girls.


--She says, quote, "I called her and said, 'Congratulations . . . I think.' Jamie laughed and admitted it to me. She has nothing to hide. She didn't do anything wrong. She's a good girl. It's all good for her." (???)

--Contestant #3 . . . and #6 overall . . . is CORI RIST. She's 31, and she claims she met Tiger in a club last year. She says he secretly flew her around the world for . . . you know . . . sex.

--Several gossip websites are saying we can expect MORE ladies to throw their panties into the ring in the coming days.

(--You can see pictures of Mindy Lawton and Cori Rist by hitting up the link below, then clicking on the red bar that says, "Click here for slideshow" . . .)


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2760424/Tiger-Woods-women-cash-in-with-big-money-deals.html