I’m coming back as a golf groupie in my next life!!
TIME NOW FOR FUTURE NEWS..
--On this day in the year 2010: Tiger Woods will own half as much as he does today.
RACHEL UCHITEL and her fame-whore attorney, GLORIA ALLRED, called off their press conference yesterday. And rumor has it that a $1 million offer from TIGER WOODS might have something to do with her silence.
--Tiger's people and Rachel's people reportedly spent several hours negotiating by phone Wednesday night before striking a deal. The press conference was called off yesterday morning.
(--Rachel has "people"??? I don't have "people"!!! Why does she get to have "people"??? What's she ever done to deserve them???)
The word is that Rachel has her own collection of texts and voicemails from Tiger . . . (--Don't these chicks ever DELETE???) . . . and she's looking to score a big payday by selling them to the media.
If you were Tiger Woods, would you be insecure about ANYTHING??? JAIMEE GRUBBS . . . one of Tiger's alleged mistresses . . . says she found Tiger's weakness: His skinny calves. She even mentioned them to him one time and he flipped.
--She says, quote, "I remember him giving me the biggest death look. He told me he was very insecure about the size of his calves. He said, 'I can't grow calves.' YOU CAN BUY CALF IMPLANTS DUDE!!
--"Saturday Night Live" . . . Rihanna is the musical guest.
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