TALK ABOUT GOING OVER THE LINE! An actual billboard in a Manhattan..
even New Yorkers thought this went over the line, so they complained and got it taken down.TMZ.com reports that AshleyMadison.com, a dating site for married people, kicked off this six-week billboard campaign on Monday, but was cut short yesterday after a deluge of complaints. 
Ben Affleck’s mom has become the latest person to let it slip about her daughrter in law Jennifer Garner’s baby news, reportedly confirming Hollywood's worst-kept secret at a family wedding. When her actor son and his wife failed to make it to the Cape Cod nuptials on July 12, Chris Affleck told nosy guests that Garner "wasn't up for the trip". An eyewitness tells Life & Style magazine, "She put her hands on her tummy, patted it gently and gave a huge smile. Then she leaned in and said 'Baby number two!'"READ THIS EMAIL! THERE ARE SOME JONAS BROTHERS FANS OUT THERE! WOW!!
So forget that fancy car I don't need to go that far-jonas brothers Hey my names claire. I'm not asking for the "love bug" i don't need a car. All i ask is you tell me and my friend Hannah how to meet the Jonas brothers.
Ooh this is an SOS-jonas brothers
My friend Hannah and I need to meet the jonas brothers. its become an obsession its all we think about. We have tickets but meeting them is our dream. We heard about the Atlantic beach/emerald island sweepstakes. PLEASE give us more information. Were willing to go to Atlantic beach, or anywhere. We just need to know where to go. I can't hold myself back-jonas brothers THIS IS OUR CHANCE! Bob you are the only thing between us and our dream! We can't sit back anymore. WE WILL DO WHATEVER IS NEEDED to meet them. Were so obsessed its past scary we write songs about the Jonas brothers... I know we have a problem! You can be the CURE! We need to meet them!!!! I know we get a little crazy-jonas brothers So i know you think were CRAZY doing these emails. But we wont give up. This is our dream we want to MEET the Jonas Brothers. I know your probably laughing your head off right now but were not your typical fans. Hopefully this email will touch you. YOUR THE CURE TO THE JONAS FEVER! Thanks for reading our email even if it's insane, that's fine with us WE WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! So call us freaks,But that's just the way we roll- jonas brothers to prove we our truly obsessed(as if you didn't know by now) here are our Jonas Brothers songs about Joe Jonas: Song one:
Joee I'm not a weirdo
But if I saw you
I might pretend theres gluee
On my back
yes id attack
Stick on you
Till the night was through
I would be like
Gum on your shoee
Not coming off
Yes Id be true
I lovee you
I need you
Lalala
Do da doo
Song 2:
Joeee ive got an confession
My love for yous become an obsession
They should put a warning on your hotness
Like viewer discretion
Advised because you make the girls
Cry
When they realize they cant meet you
Then they wanna beat you
Just kidding
Id never do that
Don’t ever ruin your hair with a hatt
Nick is so overatedd
Joe jonas without you
Jonas brothers would be hated
Im pretty sureeee
There songs would be a boree
So don’t ever leave
Yes it’s true
Joe me and a million other girls
Wanna date YOU!!
Song 3 (watch out lil wayne this ones a rap)
Joe whats up? my name is Claire
I love you joee especially your hair
I want to meet you at the show
I probably can’t this I know
If I saw you
Id attack
I would jump on your back
I have a brother his name is zack
He hates your music and that is whackkk
Because you and your brothers totally rulee
If I saw you I might even drool
Haha sikee that be uncool
But anyway
Just wanted to say
Im gonna marry you one dayyy
Lalalalala.
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME!! With much obsession and desperation, Claire and Hannah
So forget that fancy car I don't need to go that far-jonas brothers Hey my names claire. I'm not asking for the "love bug" i don't need a car. All i ask is you tell me and my friend Hannah how to meet the Jonas brothers.
Ooh this is an SOS-jonas brothers
My friend Hannah and I need to meet the jonas brothers. its become an obsession its all we think about. We have tickets but meeting them is our dream. We heard about the Atlantic beach/emerald island sweepstakes. PLEASE give us more information. Were willing to go to Atlantic beach, or anywhere. We just need to know where to go. I can't hold myself back-jonas brothers THIS IS OUR CHANCE! Bob you are the only thing between us and our dream! We can't sit back anymore. WE WILL DO WHATEVER IS NEEDED to meet them. Were so obsessed its past scary we write songs about the Jonas brothers... I know we have a problem! You can be the CURE! We need to meet them!!!! I know we get a little crazy-jonas brothers So i know you think were CRAZY doing these emails. But we wont give up. This is our dream we want to MEET the Jonas Brothers. I know your probably laughing your head off right now but were not your typical fans. Hopefully this email will touch you. YOUR THE CURE TO THE JONAS FEVER! Thanks for reading our email even if it's insane, that's fine with us WE WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! So call us freaks,But that's just the way we roll- jonas brothers to prove we our truly obsessed(as if you didn't know by now) here are our Jonas Brothers songs about Joe Jonas: Song one:
Joee I'm not a weirdo
But if I saw you
I might pretend theres gluee
On my back
yes id attack
Stick on you
Till the night was through
I would be like
Gum on your shoee
Not coming off
Yes Id be true
I lovee you
I need you
Lalala
Do da doo
Song 2:
Joeee ive got an confession
My love for yous become an obsession
They should put a warning on your hotness
Like viewer discretion
Advised because you make the girls
Cry
When they realize they cant meet you
Then they wanna beat you
Just kidding
Id never do that
Don’t ever ruin your hair with a hatt
Nick is so overatedd
Joe jonas without you
Jonas brothers would be hated
Im pretty sureeee
There songs would be a boree
So don’t ever leave
Yes it’s true
Joe me and a million other girls
Wanna date YOU!!
Song 3 (watch out lil wayne this ones a rap)
Joe whats up? my name is Claire
I love you joee especially your hair
I want to meet you at the show
I probably can’t this I know
If I saw you
Id attack
I would jump on your back
I have a brother his name is zack
He hates your music and that is whackkk
Because you and your brothers totally rulee
If I saw you I might even drool
Haha sikee that be uncool
But anyway
Just wanted to say
Im gonna marry you one dayyy
Lalalalala.
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME!! With much obsession and desperation, Claire and Hannah
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