Lindsay gets "b-slapped"!

Lindsay isn't having very good luck lately.  For her birthday, her first present was a punch in the face from a waitress who was jealous she showed up with Doug Reinhardt.  Lindsay left crying but the waitress denies hitting her.  She says she didn't touch the 'little train wreck' but she'd 'like to.'  Lindsay is set to appear before the judge she blew off for Cannes today.  It's possible she could end up in jail.