INTRODUCING "MANTYHOSE" . . . ALSO KNOWN AS PANTYHOSE FOR MEN:--So guys started waxing and plucking. And now, there's even a line of PANTYHOSE on the market that are just for men. Or, if you prefer, you can call them "mantyhose."
--According to a designer for Unconditional, a clothing company that sells these abominations, quote, "You can wear them under shorts, or full length or three-quarters.
--"People will buy them as an alternative to long johns, which only come in white and go up under your armpits. We do a range that go from pink to black.
--"They're a bit mosh pit, a bit rock and roll, reminiscent of Seattle grunge. KURT COBAIN used to wear leggings under a nightie. If it suits you, wear it. Women are wearing power suits now." (???)
(--New rule, guys: If you ever wear mantyhose, you have to turn in your Man Card immediately. That's it. No second chances. Take a look at these LAME mantyhose photos, and you'll understand why . . .)
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