Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Since the debate last night was so boring..here's some fun stuff for ya!

30 SKILLS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE BEFORE TURNING 30
1- HARD BOIL AN EGG
2- DIPLOMATICALLY TELL MOM TO BUTT OU
3- END AN UNHEALTY RELATIONSHIP
4- TAKE OFF HER BRA WITHOUT REMOVING YOUR SHIRT
5- FORGET PLEASING HIM, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO PLEASE YOURSELF
6- NEGOTIATE A SALARY OR PAY RAISE
7- DRESS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE
8- KNOW WHAT TO TIP ON A $25.00 DINNER TAB
9- KNOW HOW TO HOLD A BABY


10 DATE NIGHT IDEAS UNDER $15
1. Fiesta Night
Novelty sombreros: $10
Chips and salsa: $5
Total: $15
2. Kickball
Kickball: $5
Big grassy field: free
BYOB: free
Cotton t-shirts and markers: $2/each if you get at least 12
Losers buy the pizza: makes things much more interesting
Total: around $10/person
3. Romantic Italian Meal
2 slices of pizza: $5
2 glasses of wine: $4
Ice cream for 2: $6
Total: $15
4. Fashion Show
Trying on ridiculous outfits at a vintage store: free
Disposable camera: $6
Incriminating pictures: priceless
Total: $6
5. Movie Night
Renting "Old School": $5
Inviting your friends over: free
Popcorn for 20: $10
Total: $15
6. Watching the Sun Set
Blanket to sit on: $6
Sunglasses: $2/each at your local drugstore
Lemonade: $1/each
Total: $15
7. Poetry Night
Berets: $10
Espresso: $5
Total: $15
8. People-watching
Bottle of wine: $8
Plastic cups: $3
Total: $11
9. Silly Sex Night
Edible panties: $6
Kama Sutra: $5
Total: $11
10. Take a Bath Together
Luxurious bath soap and salts: $8
Back-massaging Loofah: $5
Total: $13

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