Tonight Is The Night

Here's your winner tonite on American Idol. (I hope!!)

GO DAVID COOK!!!!!!!!!!

BATTLE OF DA SEXES

A survey of 3,000 women from beauty product company VO5 found the #1 thing women would change about their man is their ...(wait for it)... appearance! And guys, don't think she's not paying attention (or caring), because here are:

THE TOP 10 THINGS WOMEN WOULD CHANGE ABOUT THEIR MAN:
1. Weight
2. Dress sense
3. Hair (or lack of)
4. Teeth
5. Height
6. Man boobs
7. Nose
8. Feet
9. Legs
10. Bum

Not to let the women off.. here's a survey from a UK dating website about the qualities...men find in the perfect women:

1. Blue eyes

2. Long blonde hair

3. Occasionally wears glasses

4. Five feet eight inches tall

5. Weighs around 9.5 stones (133 pounds)

6. A size 12

7. Good in bed

8. Earns less than $52,000 a year

9. Very good looking

10. Wacky personality

11. Rents a house or flat

12. Optimistic

13. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5

14. Nurse or PR Executive

15. No children

16. Drinks occasionally

17. Loves clubbing

18. Non-smoker

If you want to find someone that will actually want to be around you for any length of time --- throw away your lists!

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JOKE OF THE DAYWhat has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.