Friday, August 27, 2010

Cosmopolitan's favorite places to "get it on"!

1- In the shower or bathtub
2- In the car
3- In a pool.lake or other body of water
4- In a forest
5- On the kitchen table
6- At a park
7- In a tent on a camping trip
8- In one of your parent's bedrooms
9- On top of the washing machine
HAHAHA!  NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL "DOIN THE LAUNDRY!"

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Happy Wednesday!

Mad Men's January Jones will play telepathic Emma Frost in X-Men Origins: First Class. ...  
Dr. Laura's quitting radio at the end of the year. ..
. Jude Law and Sienna Miller had a long dinner last night in London with Twiggy and her husband. ..
. The Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block are teaming for a tour? ...
Brooke Burke is getting in some vacation time in St. Bart's before the new season of Dancing With The Stars. ... People's iPad app has hit a snag over celeb photos. ...  
Vienna Girardi has a new boyfriend, according to her Twitter page. ... So does Jenny McCarthy. ...
It's been so long since we've seen Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie, 2. ...
And finally, Kim Kardashian says, "In five years I would hope to be settled down, have a baby or two."

Friday, August 13, 2010

HOW TO GET SOME ROMANCE IN YOUR PANTS THIS WEEKEND.

10 FOODS TO AVOID ON A FIRST DATE:


First dates can be a nightmare: You want to make a good impression, so you stress about what to wear and what to say. And even if you get those things right, you can still blow it by ordering food that's going to embarrass you.
--So to help you out, we've got a list from "City Pages" of 10 foods you should supposedly avoid on a first date.

#1.) SPAGHETTI
. It may be delicious, but it can be messy and un-flattering. Bascially, "Lady and the Tramp" is the only time spaghetti ever worked on a first date.
#2.) SOUP. Just like spaghetti, it's nearly impossible to eat soup without looking like a jackass.
#3.) VEAL. Depending on where your date stands on this one, ordering veal can be like saying, "I'm cool with torturing baby farm animals." You're better off just avoiding it.
#4.) BURGERS. On the one hand, hamburgers are messy: Between the grease, the sauce, and the toppings, something is bound to drip. And unless you're at an upscale place, burgers don't really belong on a first date anyway.
--On the other hand . . . forget all that: Hit up a great burger joint, have fun being messy together, and maybe it could be a great first date. It just depends.
#5.) RIBS, WINGS, OR FRIED CHICKEN. Here's a general rule: If you don't eat it with a knife and fork, you're better off avoiding it.
#6.) WATERMELON OR CORN ON THE COB. Alright, so ribs and burgers are already off-limits, and now you're supposed to cross off watermelon and corn on the cob. Basically what they're saying is, just avoid any type of barbeque altogether.
#7.) ICE CREAM CONES. An ice cream cone on a hot summer day is usually thought of as refreshing and romantic. But it can also be a mess. Your call.
#8.) MEXICAN, INDIAN, CHINESE, OR THAI FOOD. The spices in international foods make the mucus membranes in your nose work overtime. You can be adventurous on the first date, so don't rule this stuff out completely.
--But you also don't want to get a runny nose, or have your eyes watering over dinner.
9.) GARLIC. This one shouldn't even need an explanation, but just in case: Garlic is delicious, and you can try and mask it with gum . . . but you're still rolling the dice.
#10.) SPINACH DIP, PARSLEY OR PESTO SAUCE. There's NOTHING you can do to kill a date faster than getting a little green leaf stuck between your teeth.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Teen Choice Award Winners tonite on Fox. It was pre-taped last night, so if you don't want to know the winners, DON'T LOOK BELOW!

Here are some of the big winners at the Teen Choice Awards:

The Big Movie Winners:
--Choice Drama: "The Blind Side"
--Choice Actress, Drama: Sandra Bullock, "The Blind Side"
--Choice Actor, Drama: Robert Pattinson, "Remember Me"
--Choice Comedy: "Date Night"
--Choice Actress, Comedy: Tina Fey, "Date Night"
--Choice Actor, Comedy: Ashton Kutcher, "Killers"

The Big TV Winners:
--Choice Drama: "Gossip Girl"
--Choice Actress, Drama: Leighton Meester, "Gossip Girl"
--Choice Actor, Drama: Chace Crawford, "Gossip Girl"
-Choice Comedy: "Glee"
--Choice Actress, Comedy: Selena Gomez, "Wizards of Waverly Place"
--Choice Actor, Comedy: Jonas Brothers, "JONAS"

Mainstream Music Winners:
--Choice Female Artist: Lady Gaga
--Choice Male Artist: Justin Bieber
--Choice Group: Selena Gomez & The Scene
--Choice Pop Album: "My World 2.0", Justin Bieber

"Fashion" Winners:
--Choice Male Hottie: Taylor Lautner
--Choice Female Hottie: Megan Fox

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Happy Tuesday Peeps!

Celebrities can do anything! Nicolas Cage was supposed to start filming a new
movie called “Trespass.” He quit two weeks before they were supposed to start
filming! Instead he went away to the Bahamas on vacation! He was supposed to
make $7 million for doing the movie! If the movie doesn’t get made, he could get
sued!

Over the last few days we have been hearing some new “American Idol” rumors. We
know that Ellen DeGeneres is no longer with the show that is official! FOX did
try and talk her out of it! We’ve heard that Kara DioGuardi was fired.  Fox will
not confirm or deny whether she is coming back or not.  Are Jennifer Lopez and
Steven Tyler joining the Idol family??? Fox will only say that some of the
information we hear is accurate and that some is inaccurate!!! Apparently there
are no signed deals with anybody yet!

According to TMZ, while Lindsay Lohan was in prison she did a lot of writing.
They say she filled up a few notebooks about her experience behind bars. TMZ
claims that eventually Lindsay hopes to turn her journals into a book.

Charlie Sheen will not be going to jail for threatening his wife Brooke Mueller
with a knife at Christmas time. Charlie pleaded guilty to third-degree domestic
violence. He will be getting no jail time!!! Instead he gets 30 days at the
Promises clinic in Malibu. There he will work on “behavioral modification!”
WHAT???  Celebs live in such a different world!