Check out the pic below of my dog Apollo after our camping trip this weekend.."asleep at the wheel"!

Lady Gaga says she likes boys that look like girls..If you’re curious as to what to strive for fellas…Her type is Nikki Six of Motley Crue..

BEYONCÉ STARES AT A PICTURE OF AN OSCAR WHILE SHE WORKS OUT:
She has an Oscar statue painted on the wall in her home gym. (???) She says, quote, "I look at it, and I'm like, 'OK, I have to stay in shape.'" WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO OR WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN YOU MAKE A 162 MILLION A YEAR! I’M JUST SAYIN!!

Wal-Mart refused to carry green Day’s new album “21st Century Breakdown” unless they released a clean version. Green Day refused and the CD is not being sold at
Wal-Mart! Billie Joe from Green Day says that there is nothing dirty about the album.
IF YOU DRIVE wIh the Windows Down -- That short drive to work exposes you to 45% of the air pollutants you'll encounter in a 24-hour periods.

The best part of American Idol last night! Go Kara!

WHEN TO SAY SOMETHING AND WHEN TO SHUT UP!! You are welcome!

HERE'S A SIMPLE GUIDE TO HELP YOU KNOW WHEN TO SPEAK UP . . . AND WHEN TO SHUT UP:


Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you weren't sure if it was socially acceptable or not . . . to tell someone they stink? Or that you can see through their shirt? Or that they have something dangling from their nostril?


--I have, and I'm guessing you have too. With that in mind, here's a simple guide to let you know when you should speak up . . . and when you should shut up.


--SAY SOMETHING WHEN:


#1.) Someone has food on their face or stuck between their teeth: Wouldn't you want to know if you were walking around with barbecue sauce on your chin? Of course you would. We all would. So go ahead and let them know.


#2.) Someone is making offensive comments: But be careful. If you don't handle this situation with a certain amount of sensitivity . . . they could get upset and turn on you.


#3.) Someone has bad breath: You know, assuming they aren't a complete stranger. And maybe give them a breath mint too.


#4.) Someone has something dangling from their nose: Just slip them a tissue and let them know which side it's on. They'll probably be a little embarrassed . . . but they'll appreciate the heads up too.
HERE'S A SIMPLE GUIDE TO HELP YOU KNOW WHEN TO SPEAK UP . . . AND WHEN TO SHUT UP: (. . . continued . . .)


--*DON'T* SAY SOMETHING WHEN:

#1.) You think someone looks pregnant . . . but you're not sure if she actually is: Why? Because if she's not pregnant, you just insulted her. Good work, jerk.


#2.) Someone has B.O.: If you tell someone they stink . . . they're going to be offended. In other words, you can only tell someone they have B.O. . . . if you're already close friends with them. Otherwise, it's a no-no.

ADAM LAMBERT..AS A BLONDE.. WHICH DO YOU PERFER?

This made me angry! Come on COP!! He's on the freaking ground!

A high-speed car chase just came to an abrupt end just south of Los Angeles -- and the perp is gonna have one nasty boot imprint on his head come morning... but did the cops cross the line

SFW naked Rihanna pic.

Just in case you missed Justin Timberlake on SNL!

CHRIS BROWN SAYS HE DID *NOT* LEAK THOSE NUDE RIHANNA PICS:

This is a new pic from the set released yesterday that we did not see..my bet is that Yep, that is Chris Brown for sure!! (Wonder if they're Victoria's Secret?)

We know this probably isn't true, but we might as well throw it out there anyway: There's a rumor going around that LINDSAY LOHAN is PREGNANT . . . and she's trying to decide whether to keep the baby.
--A so-called "source" says, quote, "The saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have played the piano with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months." (--That part's probably not true either. But again, just throwing it out there.)

For some reason, PAULA ABDUL has decided to give SCOTT MACINTYRE . . . (--this year's blind "American Idol" finalist) . . . a GUIDE DOG..
--Last Friday, Paula sent Scott out on what he thought was a singing engagement. But she actually took him to the headquarters of the Guide Dogs of America in Sylmar, California. When they got there, she told him he was getting a dog.

(--You can watch Paula springing her surprise on Scott at the link below. The clip also features some exciting bonus footage of Scott actually walking with the dogs.)
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HAPPY FRIDAY PEEPS!

Britney Spears has some serious demands on her comeback tour. Here's a partial list of what she wants waiting for her at hotels during her British tour, which runs from June 3rd through the 17th:
· A room that has "never" been smoked in.
· Humidifiers in all areas.
· A selection of the latest magazines.
· A fresh selection of flowers that she will then arrange herself.
· D-V-Ds of her favorite Marilyn Monroe movies.
· Books -- ideally, topical chick-lit novels.
· 100-watt bulbs -- no low lighting.
· Running routes for nearby Hyde Park.
· A list of different routes to the venue from the hotel to keep the paparazzi at bay.



The skeletons in Angelina Jolie's closet are going to tumble out with the publication of Andrew Morton's new bio. Among the scandalous allegations in the book Angie cheated on Brad Pitt with a female rock star... She schemed to take Brad away from Jennifer Aniston... She bedded her mother's boyfriend... She spent time in an L-A mental institution in 2000, and hours after being released, she became Billy Bob Thornton's fifth wife.

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! WHERE'S MY TEKILLYA!!

Taylor Swift is offering fans a personal E-card to send to their mom's this Mother's Day. The card features the video for "The Best Day" -- a tune she wrote, recorded secretly and gave to her mother for Christmas. Taylor says, "After it was done, I synched the song up to all these home videos of her and my family. She didn't even realize it was me singing until halfway through the song...she just started bawling her eyes out."

BRITNEY DID NOT INVITE YOU ONSTAGE!!